Word From Big C vol. 14

It's been a while since we heard from Big C, but he came through today with 2 films, one of which I have even seen:

Kicking and Screaming

Ok I decided to check this movie out only because Will Ferrell is the star of the movie but i was pleasantly surprised to see Mike Ditka in this one because he mad the movie not suck totally. No quotable lines in this one fellas. So for this I don't recommend it to anyone.

note from Mr. Blunderson - I respectfully disagree on the "no quotable lines" comment. "Say goodbye to Juice Box!" will always be in my arsenal. Although I do agree on nearly every other point that C made (this isn't a great film, Mike Ditka makes the movie) I found it a passable kids movie and serviceable means to introduce my little ones to the legend that will be Will Ferrell.

Bourne Ultimatum

This movie tis my favorite of the three and in my humble opinion the most action packed one as well. I did like the fight sequences but I felt mislead by a former reviewer on this sweet site, (I wont name names but the initials are H.S.) he said that this had one of the best hand-to-hand fights ever, now I would not say that but I don't watch as many movies as he does(not that there is anything wrong with that) but I watch my fair share. When Julia Styles dyes and cuts her hair (whoops I had to do some cleaning at this point in the movie if you get my drift). Indeed a very solid movie.

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Rebuttal from a former reviewer on this site:

"I felt mislead by a former reviewer on this sweet site, (I wont name names but the initials are H.S.) he said that this had one of the best hand-to-hand fights ever..."

Well if Big C would take the time to put down his XBOX controller while watching movies, then his review of Bourne Ultimatum MIGHT carry some....weight. But he has said on many occasions that his viewing habits are: XBOX on one screen while watching a movie on a second.

He is just upset that Bourne Ultimatum turned out NOT to be the title of a French restaurant. To add insult to injury, maybe if Jason Bourne were fighting in a Twinkie Boy costume, Ultimatum would have held Big C's girthy interest.

As for as his review of Kicking And Screaming. Big C stated that Dude Where's My Car had its moments.

So next time the Bulbous One wants to talk about my misleading him. Remember that a Cheeto taped to his TV screen greatly improves his movie experience. BOOF!

-Hero Stew (your daddy)