by Mr. Blunderson
wirtten & directed by Hyung-rae Shim
Wikipedia lists the running time of this crapfest as 90 minutes but I don't buy it. It felt like this movie went on for two days. It didn't help that Mrs. Blunderson spent nearly the entire film trying to find logic in the comically horrible plot which made it hard to enjoy what can only be described as an inspired masterpiece of bad movie making. Some people don't know how to enjoy a really bad movie.
The CG effects where better than I expected, but everything else was vomit. I was impressed by how many recognizable faces appeared in a movie that opens with not only too much exposition but a flashback within a flashback within a flashback. It boggles the mind. Is Robert Forster that bored? Was that really Elizabeth Pena? Who the hell read this script and found any sense in it at all?
To it's credit, Dragon Wars is laughably bad and features Craig Robinson (of The Office) so it's not a complete waste of time but you will pay through the teeth for watching it. Thus, I can only rate the film a "make a drinking game out of it" on the Mr. Blunderson scale.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
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