editors note - for this 25 edition of tiny movie reviews the big guy not only serves us up another heaping helping of titles but simultaneously runs the gamut from kiddie flicks to Hong Kong cinema. What lies between? You'll have to read to find out.
The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning
Ya I fucking watched it what of it?! First things first have you ever thought "If King Triton had brown hair he would look like a very muscular Jesus with a fish fin?" well you get to see it in this movie. I felt it was a good movie but lacked the song quality that I have come to expect from Disney so in that department I was let down but it is a good solid movie. Give it a shot.
Raiders of the Sun
I was turned onto this nugget of cheese by Herostew to give me "his" Babylon A.D. after watching it I can see his side and I have to say I thought Babylon A.D. was better but I'm not trying to start sum shit with Mr. Stew.
Sukiyaki Western Django
Best movie I have ever seen from Malaysia. The character design is fantastic. WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU CAN FIND IT!
Immortal
Ok this movie is set in the year 2095 (the near future). This flying pyramid appears above New York and is occupied by the Egyptian gods and for some unexplained reason Horus has 7 days to impregnate a blue haired girl that cries blue tears or he will lose his godhood. Horus has to find a suitable human host to his godly man juice, after 2 days and 7 unexplained deaths he finds the one unfortunately he has lost his leg Horus fastens a new one out of a subway track. So as the movie unfolds there is some raping of the blue haired woman by Horus, and Anubis and Isis partake in the old tradition of board games such as Monopoly. I could go on but its not my style just watch this one.
Police Story
Great Kung-Fu movie and excellent chase scenes. Thanks to Herostew for turning me onto this one.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
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