Saturday, June 27, 2009

Review - Twilight

by Mr. Blunderson

Are you kidding me??? Seriously? People like this dreck?

I apologize. If you like this movie I'll try not to insult you but come on! This is not a good movie. It's a horrible vampire movie and it didn't even feel like it rose to the level of mediocre teen romance as far as I'm concerned.

I think it's hysterical that the last review I posted was for a far superior teen vampire movie although that movie is certainly not for kids or anyone without a little patience I'll admit.

Baseball?? Seriously? Muse??? Really?

Instead of picking it apart, I'm just going to say that the story was predictable and the acting was bad and the action was lame and the last five minutes of this film needed the actual apology from Bella to her father. It wouldn't have saved the movie but it would have been a good start.

Twilight did inspire an all new rating on the Mr. Blunderson Scale. The dredded "Blech."