Word From Big C. Vol 30

Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach

Ok I had a little bit of a dilemma on whether or not to rent this motion picture, for the "rent it" side it had Seann William Scott in it and for the"lets not" side it is about tennis. Some of the elements that made this movie enjoyable are foreign exchange student that is a ping pong champ, beer and beef jerky, midget innuendos and athletic supporters. I was indeed very happy after viewing this funny movie and I believe that you will like this movie.

Max Payne

I was disappointed at Mila Kunis performance because I read and heard that she was "SO hot and awesome for she was barely more then a secondary character for me. Other then that Mark Wahlberg and Beau Bridges stole this movie. See this one just for action and such.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

I am a big fan of the Underworld franchise so when I found out about this movie I was so excited that I almost creamed my shorts. With that said I really enjoyed this movie aside from some minor inconsistencies with the previous movies (as I mentioned in an earlier post that young kids should not be in R rated movies) the fucking annoying 5 year old girl to my left doing basically whatever the fuck she wanted to do and as Herostew called him Coronal Mustard to our right eating what seemed like a fucking 7 coarse meal all wrapped in tin foil and plastic bags. Now back to Underworld the practical effects are SO sweet that I indeed came a little, the gore was plentiful but not too much that it overpowered the story, the shit they did with giant crossbows was fucking amazing. Oh My God this post is long so I am ending it here. SEE THIS MOVIE EVERYONE.