Review - WALL-E

by Mr. Blunderson

If you don't like this movie--if you don't LOVE this movie--you have no heart.

There.

I said it.

In doing so I have certainly dared people who know me to hate it, but if this movie doesn't make you it's bitch then I am sorry for you because you are missing something in your life that you deeply need... humanity.

You might think you know what to expect. You might think you've seen the little waste allocation bot emote more than 90% of the so-called actors in Hollywood just in the trailers, but trust me when i tell you that you ain't seen nothin until you've seen it all.

Simply said, WALL-E doesn't rule, it owns.