DVDs I Bought

Here are some short reviews of DVDs I bought over the weekend. Reviews for all my friends who suck and admitted won't read my entire reviews (sticks out bottom lip) if they are too long.

So here it goes chumps:

Delta Farce
Makes Pauly Shore's In The Army Now look like Apocalypse Now. Jokes you can see coming before you put the DVD in. Danny Trejo as a terrorist named Carlos Santana probably owns the funniest moments in the film. He sings I Will Survive. My 12 year old son loved it.

Hot Rod
I have to admit I liked this movie. Very subtle humor. I would watch it again for repeat laughs.

No Country For Old Men
Awesome movie. Disturbing. Thought provoking. Flawless. If you like movies that don't suck this is the one for you. It made me want to read the book it is based on. I haven't seen all the Oscar nominated movies yet because Cinemark likes to give 4 screens to CRAP! But as far as I can tell, this movie deserved all it won.

King Of Kong
A great movie/documentary about the battle between good and evil with the old Donkey Kong video game as the battle field. This is an Everyman's story that anybody can relate to made more entertaining by its subject matter.

South Park Imaginationland
The end all of pop culture parody toons. I loved these three episodes when first aired on Comedy Central and loved them more on DVD. Instead of the traditional South Park opener each episode begins with a new opener paying homage to film's biggest blockbusters. Ronald McDonald looses an arm. Strawberry Shortcake is tortured by terrorist who are attacking our imaginations. They pull out her eye and then urinate in her eye socket. Kurt Russell is raped by woodland creatures. All this while Cartman tries to force Kyle to suck his balls after loosing a bet. That is just a couple of instances of the depravity that occurs. With appearances by Luke Skywalker, Snarf, Popeye, Wonder Woman, Freddy Krueger, and Man Bear Pig just to name a few.

The Ten
This film stars Paul Rudd. I know that should end this review. Since all things Paul Rudd are glorious. So fuck you! This film is made up of ten separate stories each tackling a commandment from the Bible. It has some funny moments and some lulls. BUT! The last scene with naked male companionship is well worth your scratch. Bottoms up is all I am going to say.

Fat Albert And The Cosby Kids
No not the live action movie. I have been coveting this previously viewed collection on sale at Blockbuster for some time. I finally bought them. A great trip down nostalgia lane. I think these toons still hold up and do teach some valuable lessons. Can you believe that a network actually turned down these toons back in the seventies because they were TOO educational. But unless you can get these cheap, don't buy them. "But Hero Stew. You said these toons were Awesome." SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN YOU DOUCHE!!! Another company has picked up these toons and will release them as seasons. So you may want to hold up. But for me. I don't trust the new company to NOT release them as flipper discs. You know. No art on either side. I HATE THAT!

Sorry if those reviews seemed too long my friends. Now I will go to YOUR blogs and read and savor any new content you may have. Short or long. Because that is the kind of friend I am.