Black Sheep
If you look a the cover art of this movie you will clearly see that it is going to be one of the best WereSheep movies of all time (because we all know that there are so many). Ok this movie is on the very strange idea side of the spectrum and it has so many great family qualities such as sibling rivalry, nice friendly crazy sheep and the implied bestiality but sorry Tim its still a sin. I personally think that its about time that the quadrupeds are finally getting even.... wait no I don't they are food and we all know how I like food. So if you wanna see sheep kicking ass and writing nothing down to keep track of the score you should see this movie. It gets a OH HELLS YES from the Big C.
Surf School
Aside from all the tasty "sponge cake" this movie is no different from all the other "teen-sport" movies you know the underdog wins. But the tasty "sponge cake" is "sh-sh-shweet" that means hot babes galore.
War
OH MY JEBUS. This movie is so good I'm kinda sorry that i missed seeing it in the theater because Jet Li and Jason Statham are very very believable in their respective roles and the story is indeed good and that is all that matters to me hahahaha. The fights in this are almost over the top but not quite and be honest with yourself if you can see the Yakuza and the Triads in a war you wouldn't want to watch. But seriously see this movie.
Stardust
I have heard from my friend Herostew (oh my god name drop) that everyone is saying that this movie is the new Princess Bride, although you can't really compare any movie to that classic i see what they mean. Mr. De'Niro was fantastic as a "woopsi" sky pirate. Also whenever there is a peanut gallery of jealous ghosts it makes for great hilarity. You also get to imagine that the secret world you used to escape to as a tiny tot can actually exist and isn't that what we all are looking for.
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