Monday, August 6, 2007

REVIEW - Transformers

by Mr. Blunderson

Written by two monkeys with a typewriter
Directed by the Über-Hack Michael Bay
theatrical release - July 2, 2007
rated PG-13 - 144 minutes

What a complete and utter waste of time, money and celluloid. This was maybe the crappiest movie I have ever seen and that is saying a lot considering I own a copy of xXx on DVD. If you ever wondered if a movie could suck rhino balls, this is it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Monti sez:

Just what are you saying about xXx? Pure celluloid genuis, whoever thought of the lamb skin coat.