Thoughts On Oscar

Oscar can suck my sack and would be left with a better taste in his mouth than I have after the show.

I HATE the Oscar show and its pretension. I hate their montages.

I hate ANY show that would have a memoriam for dead production assistants and then forget to honor people we have actually heard of. Like Brad Renfro of The Client Apt Pupil and Sleepers.

Two years ago, when I had a blog, I went off about their cutting winners short so they could show more montages. Or what would be more appropriately called DVD commercials. What a load of crap! Some people will never get that chance again. They pretend to honor them by giving them the gold dildo, but then slight them by basically saying, we don't care what you have to say. Because lets face it. It ain't about the winners. It's about what over indulgent actress wore the best dress.

Every time they announce the next presenter, lift the curtain, and queue music as the highest priced whore waddles up to the mic, I want to throw something.

Presenting has now become something that seems reserved for the highest bidder. HANNAH MONTANA!?! Who do I have to kill?

The ONLY highlight for me was Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. I can't even remember what they presented. But their little banter made Oscar a little cooler for a few seconds.

Only thing I can say good about this year. At least they didn't give a Best Picture or Best Song award to a bullet points memo.

Fuck Oscar!